A Timely Interview with Iran’s Supreme Leader
This Wrap exclusive is from our special correspondent, Paul Weidenbaum.
Israel v. Iran: Our news to you is news to us
Paul W has come through for us again. Remember his story on leaked U.S. plans to overtake Greenland? This time he has come through on another topical issue - the audacious attack and counterattack going on in the Middle East.
What Paul is about to share is an exclusive interview secured for the Wrap through a close associate of his - a certain Trevor Highhorse with the BBC. What follows is a transcript of Trevor’s interview, delivered exclusively to the Wrap via Paul W, addressing this fraught and fragile moment in the tense situation between Israel, Iran, and looking soon to include the U.S.
Let’s see what we can learn!
Trevor Highhorse pulls no punches with Iran’s Supreme Leader
As obtained by Paul Weidenbaum
“Reporting from Tehran, this is Trevor Highhorse, the chief foreign affairs correspondent for the British Broadcasting Corporation. Owing to the slanted and unmistakably anti-Israel tone of my reporting and the misleading information I’ve provided to the world over the course of my storied 30-year journalistic career, the Iranian government has granted me exclusive access to Iran’s Supreme Leader, 86- year old Ali Khamenei - the Ayatollah - all in the wake of Israel’s unprovoked aerial attack on Iran’s nuclear installations, air defenses, senior military leaders and nuclear scientists over the past 15 hours.
Ali, it’s so good to see you again. You’re looking quite fit, I must tell our listeners, and for a chap who is well into his ninth decade, remarkably vigorous.”
Khamenei:
“Good to see you as well, Trevor, and thank you for the kind words. I’ve found that when you enjoy the benefits which flow from controlling billions of dollars and an entire country, you can remain young-looking more or less indefinitely.”
TH:
“That’s truly magical, but down to the business at hand, Ali. What will be your response to the dangerous and reckless escalation of the tensions between your beloved nation and the criminal Zionist regime engendered by the unprovoked Israeli attack upon your sovereign territory early Friday morning?”
AK:
“Trevor, the Iranian government is a peace-loving government which, as you know, has done everything in its power to achieve an understanding with the evil and bloodthirsty Jews. We have tried to reach an equilibrium, if you will, wherein we threaten them with annihilation time and time again; we build a nuclear weapons infrastructure, lie about both our nuclear capabilities, and the uses to which we ultimately intend to put those capabilities, and expect the Zionist dogs to lie down and accept it because, after all, for all our bluster, we have yet to launch a nuclear missile attack against the Zionist entity.”
TH:
“Well said, Ali. But tell me, now that the Israelis have seized the moment and taken out most of your senior military personnel and key nuclear scientists, degraded your nuclear facilities, and stated that their assault will be sustained until they have destroyed Iran’s ability to threaten Israel with annihilation, what will Iran actually do?”
AK:
“Our response has already begun. We have launched a barrage of over 100 ballistic missiles toward the Zionist entity, and they will feel the wrath of our wounded pride. They will, God willing, pay a heavy price in blood and death for their evil actions, and we will eradicate them from the face of the earth, finally freeing mankind from the iron grip of Jewish tyranny and world domination.”
TH:
“Surely an objective devoutly to be wished, Ali, and many before you have tried to accomplish that worthy goal, including as you know, your spiritual ancestors, the Nazis, but all have failed miserably. Indeed, in the 80 years since Hitler’s implementation of the Final Solution, the Jews are more powerful than ever. How do you expect to succeed where Hitler failed?”
AK:
“We have a secret weapon which was, sadly, unavailable to Hitler and the Nazis who tried so valiantly but ultimately in vain to remove the Jewish infestation from the world.”
TH:
“And what would that be?”
AK:
“The complicity and tacit support of good people like you, Trevor, who call whatever the Jews do in order to defend themselves ‘a reckless escalation of the conflict’, ‘an unprovoked attack on innocent civilians including children’, and, thanks be to Allah for such exemplars of courage in the Western media, ‘genocide’. We are deeply grateful for the valuable service you in the Western media have for so long provided us in our struggle against the Zionists.
TH: (eyes welling with tears)
“Ali, my friend, you honor me with such praise. It is the least we can do to render whatever assistance our visibility and our media platform enables us to give you, our fellow Jew haters. As that great British statesman of the 1930s, Oswald Mosley, who worked relentlessly to get the British government to ally itself with Hitler, used to say, “We fascist antisemites need to stick together.”
AK:
“In the name of Allah, may peace be upon you, Trevor, my cherished Anglo-Saxon brother.”
TH:
“Thank you for your time and sharing your insights, Ali.”
Fejj gets last say
Not much to say/ Thank you Paul for the entertainment. Albeit enterptainment with a very pointed point.
That’s a Wrap.